We Got the Ozark Trails
31Jul08
We are on a mission to sail the Mississippi River, but as a first step, we’re taking on the Mahoning River. Seth Basista, Pat DeVito, Steve Yohman, Nick, and myself are the men to do it. Yesterday, we went to Walmart and bought a few Ozark Trail air mattresses for $10. Yohman is going to buy some pussy raft thing that he’s going to die on. I blew mine up with my mouth and almost passed out. Now I’m coating it in duct tape so it can withstand the furious rapids that the Mahoning River is capable of dishing out. Saturday it’s supposed to storm again, so that will be launching day for our adventure.
Ozark Trail Outdoor Equipment
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- Yohman Flexing His Guns
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- Me Blowing up the Ozark Trail
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- The Ozark Trail Box
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- Ozark Trail Outdoor Equipment
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- Cat #2
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- The Ozark Trail and Cat #2
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- The Ozark Trail
Ozark trail taking on the mahoning. We need to take pictures of us rafting and write a letter to ozark trail saying, “Ozerk trail saved our lives! When the flood hit, we hoped on our ozark trail mattresses and rafted our way to safty!”
Get sponsored.
I’m concerned.
There are rapids on the Mahoning! If you don’t die there the pollutants will kill you. Wear life jackets and Bath afterwards…. IF you survive
We’re all dead.
We aren’t ready for the Mahoning, we need a practice run on woodside creek.
Honestly, I’m scared of the Mahoning.
Wuss.
id do it but being sooo close to graduating the academy and not screwing up yet i think im gna hold off
there’s these bugs that live in polluted waterways. they climb up in your urethra and lay their eggs. then the larvae use the urethra as a food source.
good luck.
Shit!! Chris needs to be out rafting medic on the job!
All I know is that Matt had to patch his raft. What a piece of shit!