So we have this new tradition on Thursdays where we go to a bunch of random, empty bars and places for a few minutes each. We go in, walk around for a little bit and laugh, then walk out and go to the next one. Then we go to a strip club and finally we end the night laughing at people at Shotz. It’s a pretty successful formula for entertainment. Last night was a special thursday though because we were also accompanied by Michael Helmick, Haley, and Kels.

Ok so Lemon Grove was charging. Fuck that. Draught House was dead. Success. Precinct was closed. Upie was dead. Totally awesome. Some guy got beat up and kicked out of Club 76. Even more awesome. Shotz was sad and hilarious. Then breakfast at Denny’s was delicious.