Author Archive for Matt
We Have a Pizza Box Tower
I just thought I’d share our epic tower of pizza boxes we have built up over the past few months. 43!
Kitty Learned a New Trick
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So apparently parking in front of our house is a major felony that will cost you $10. Here is proof. We also played some killer Dreamcast games.
Kid Rock Was Here!!!
So our good friend Kid Rock was in town and he decided to drop by and perform for us a little bit. Here is him performing his new hit single, Bawitaba! Get the Flash Player to see this content.
George Foreman v2.0
Nick stole his parents’ George Foreman. Now we have a deluxe model.
Burger King Crowns Kick Ass
I look bad ass with a Burger King crown.
New Lamp and Ocarina of Time
As a result of the tragic event involving Name moving to Cleveland, she left behind a token of appreciation. Her awesome lamp. It’s multicolored and full of love.
So when I was pulling into the driveway, I noticed a grill sitting out at the curb. What do I think to do? Hit it. Apparently it was being left out for some scrap people to take and it had a bunch of little metal things inside it. Well, Nick made me clean up the […]
Name Brought Us Cookies!
Name finally got her ass over here and brought us some peanut butter cookies. They were delicious. We will live a few more days now. Thank you.
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