Tonight we made a journey to Cleveland to see the bled, our favorite band of all time. The show started with a scene kid screaming words to shitty techno beats. It was awesome. The next band we watched was called Hemlock, and they were amazing. The singer had dreadlocks. Shadows fall style dreadlocks. Enough said. Another band played, and then finally the bled took the stage. Their set was everything I ever wanted in a bled show, except about ten songs too short. We yelled breakdowns and Seth carried James on his back. It was a wonderful night.

Last night was my parent’s annual 4th of July party. My parents usually go all out, so there were a massive amount of people, tons of food, fireworks, and a really shitty DJ. The DJ was so terrible that he didn’t even have any songs by Dio. The entire crew showed up and eat food and watched as my step father endangered the lives of many with his fireworks show. By the end of the night we all ended up on the back porch like always, enjoying smores with oversized marshmallows and the roaring fire.

At eight o’clock Saturday night I received a text message that would change my life forever. My phone vibrated in a nonchalant manner as if this text message was like any other unimportant text. The cruel irony is that I didn’t even feel my phone vibrate. The most important news of my life remained unread in my pocket for some time. I casually lifted my phone from my side pocket and saw the pending message. Somehow I knew the importance of the content before I unlocked my phone. With a terrifying sense of urgency I furiously entered my four digit pin and selected the messages app, the anticipation tearing at my heart and soul. The message was from Adam Magana. Sweat ran down my face and my hands trembled as i read the nine most important words i’d ever see. “Randy’s house at 10. Let’s get a party goin.”

Tonight was Supernats! Mike, Adam, Llama and I met up with Randy, Anne, and Alex down in Salem to make fun of all the shitty cars. It was just as I expected. It was about 10% nice cars and 90% rice and hillbilly trucks. We wandered around and laughed at all of the ugly cars and dumb people. There was also a festival going on, so we stopped and ate french fries. We then ventured to Denny’s and ate a bunch of ice cream. Alex posed for sexy pictures and Randy put on sunglasses and looked like a 40 year old Nascar fan.

Last night was a little insane. I’m not sure why exactly, but it seemed like everyone was a little crazier than usual. The night started with Sam’s graduation party. Shes a big girl now, so we ate foods and hung out at the Saxon Club. Afterwards Randall had a party planned at his house. There were more people than usual, and i’m pretty sure everybody there was on crack. Some of the highlights were a violent game of keep-away in the pool, Mike McCray diving head first into the beer-filled hot tub, and Randy pulling Erika into the pull fully clothed. Also at midnight we celebrated Chelsea’s birthday with some delicious cake that Jenn made.

Last night we went to the IHM festival. We’re getting way too old for this, so we got some food and left before we ended up in jail. Snoop Dogg was playing at the wedge, so we ventured to the wedgewood parking lot in hopes of seeing a riot of some sort. Sadly the riot did not happen, so we bought cigars and drove to Lake Milton and stood around on the causeway.

So we had a movie night last night. We decided to go to wal mart and pick up an assortment of snacks to enjoy while watching the movie. We also found out that little caesars closes at 9 on weekdays, which blows. We watched Shutter Island, cuddled with eachother, ate foods, and laughed at Kevin because he was scared. The movie was okay, but looked like it was shot by a 5 year old. Rock and roll.

Yesterday was fairly eventful. First I was dragged to Golden Corral by Yohman and Chris for dinner. The crowd at the corral was extremely classy. I did not feel dirty or disgusted at all. I ate pizza and ribs and chinese food. It was amazing. I ended up with Amanda and we went to a concert for a bit and then met back with Yohman, Chris, and Monk at caribou. Finally, we ended up at Randy’s where an insane crazy party was happening. We ate pretzels, played speed, and Mike probably had sex with another stranger.

Oh no a tornado happened! It was crazy! We were all scared and making serious business faces as the world ended. Then it stopped and everything was fine.

Today has been wonderful so far. I woke up and headed over to the Yohman residence to find my bff. We then tracked down Chris and Lindsay and went to the Four Seasons flea market to find treasure. No treasure was found, but it was still a good time. Yohman and I then headed to Panera and ate a bunch of free cinnamon bagels because we’re awesome. Finally, we went back to the Yohman porch and ate grilled chicken, which was delicious. The day isn’t even over yet!