Author Archive for Nick
Its okay. We’re still alive, and we have more ketchup and hotdogs. I made some just now. Toasted to perfection. Tonight is a waste already, I can tell. Matt is asleep. Yeah. 9:20 p.m.. Asleep. Fuck. Yohman is in boardman trying to be cool. Seth is at home sucking tits. Come on over people, I’m […]
But we have no insulation in the attic, the house is pretty damn big, the furnace is an old inefficient piece of shit, and we can’t use our fireplace yet. Next month should be alot less.
Fuck our bathroom. The walls are bleeding. Every time we shower the ceiling drips death, so we cleaned it today. Angi brought us a giant bag of popcorn yesterday, so we sat around and ate it last night. We barely made a dent in the massive bag. Matt doesn’t know how to eat like a […]
We fixed the washer.
Yeah. We did. See? We also watched The Devils Rejects today. It was fun. Nothing beats raping and killing. Chelsea gave Matt a massage, and I think she sucked him off too. Yohman came over. He looked hot as usual with his plaid shirt. Fuck yah!
Red Thunder + Ramen = BAD
Red Thunder and Ramen noodz don’t mix. We found this out. Ben ate some, it was fun. He liked it, we all held back vomiting. On the other hand, Red Thunder pancakes are amazing. Excite bike sucks. Erin Malone hates us all with a passion now. UGG moccasins suck my ass. I bought more Red […]
Its a partayyyyyy with porn!
We’re all sitting around watching porn and sucking eachother off, except Angi, because she is weird and doesn’t like nekked people. Yohman made a single pancake in our new pot and it was delicious. Then we drank more Red Thunder and everyone was happy.
ATTENTION ALDIS:
Hello Aldi’s Marketing Dept. We love Red Thunder. If you are interested in sponsoring us by supplying us with Red Thunder, please contact us. As you can see, we have Red Thunder plastered all over this website, and hits we are getting are growing in number daily.
FUCK YAH DOOODS! We’re taking down red thunder tonight like whoa! Me Yohman Matt and Bozick KNOW WHATS UP!
Sunday night bitches!
Monk is STILL playing World Cup 98. Jesus Fuck. White People, Black People. We didn’t leave the house for anything today. It was amazing. We also bought three more pizzas from Little Millies, and they were fucking amazing. Seth and people drew on our table last night. Seth’s farmer is fucking magical. Yesterday was a […]
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