This is what everyone should have in their fridge. Matt and I are sitting around playing Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 and waiting for people to show up. I awoke this morning to Seth holding a fog machine in my face, fuckers. I’ve been eating cold pizza all day. Matt’s been putting his pizza in the […]

I am in love with Erin Malone. She is going to suck me off soo hard when she comes home, because we love eachother!