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hey, haven’t seen you around in a while

Nick — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:25:52 +0000

Yeah we’re still alive kinda. Tonight we decided to clean out the kitchen. Basically all the food was expired. So we threw a ton out and unplugged the fridge because it was basically empty. Then we took the door off Matt’s closet. And made some Red Thunder artwork. Oh. And we got a cat. Named cat. And out bathroom is even worse now. Awesome.

A man’s breakfast.

Nick — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:48:28 +0000

This is all you need to start your day off right. Oh, and Red Thunder.

WE HAVE NO FOOD!

Matt — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:37:47 +0000

Basically, we have finished off the last of our food today. Please, someone, buy us some hot dogs. Here is an explanation of how little food we have.

Oh, and Angi came over to blow Nick. Read the rest to see how it went.

Time Crisis, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, and Rambo

Matt — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:20:05 +0000

The other day, Seth brought us over some more Playstation games and Mortal Kombat Trilogy for Nintendo64. Basically, Mortal Kombat is bad ass, and Nick looks like a dick playing Time Crisis.

Courtney and Andrew Bozick also stopped over last night and brought some treats for Rambo.

Aww, look how cute he is!

P.S. We need some serious amounts of adhesive that we can use to stick some more Red Thunder cans together. We have over 100 more still sitting in the kitchen, and we need to construct some furniture. Thanks!

Couches, Drums, Seth, Red Thunder Table

Nick — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:30:39 +0000

We moved some stuff around, got Seth’s drum set here, and sucked Seth. Oh Bobincock was here too. Two Bobincocks actually. Crazy. Oh, and we ate hot dogs and finished the Red Thunder table.

Christmas Summary

Matt — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:03:42 +0000

For the holidays, we have been a bit busy being merry and joyous and loving, so here is a little recap on what has been going down at the 528.

We got ourselves a George Foreman grill. Now we need to pick up some hamburgers and some hoagies and have a feast for gods.

Nick spent hours upon hours playing Tekken, and because he is a badass, beat the game on Ultra-hard.

The Red Thunder can table is approaching completion.

Boohbah dances for the children.

We got a pack of 80 beef franks…

…and electric blankets.

Basically, we are men. What did you get/do for Christmas?

Bathrooms, popcorn, and Red Thunder

Nick — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:42:00 +0000

Fuck our bathroom. The walls are bleeding. Every time we shower the ceiling drips death, so we cleaned it today. Angi brought us a giant bag of popcorn yesterday, so we sat around and ate it last night. We barely made a dent in the massive bag. Matt doesn’t know how to eat like a big boy, so there is popcorn all over the living room floor. The tracker is sitting in the backyard in a puddle of mud, and we drank more Red Thunder.

Red Thunder + Ramen = BAD

Nick — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:35:54 +0000

Red Thunder and Ramen noodz don’t mix. We found this out. Ben ate some, it was fun. He liked it, we all held back vomiting. On the other hand, Red Thunder pancakes are amazing. Excite bike sucks. Erin Malone hates us all with a passion now. UGG moccasins suck my ass. I bought more Red Thunder today too, so don’t worry, we aren’t running low anymore.

ATTENTION ALDIS:

Nick — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:18:23 +0000

Hello Aldi’s Marketing Dept. We love Red Thunder. If you are interested in sponsoring us by supplying us with Red Thunder, please contact us. As you can see, we have Red Thunder plastered all over this website, and hits we are getting are growing in number daily.

By golly, it’s fucking WEDNESDAY!

Matt — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:52:47 +0000

Wednesday is usually an epic day of the week. I mean, it’s the middle of it all, and middle’s are usually epic. Just look at George Clooney. Well, today was not a let down.First of all, I went and bought some dry erase boards for the hizzouse, and we drew a bit on them. Just incase you can’t recognize, that is Mr. T-Bone, Poopin’ Pooch, and a cock.We built a tower of Red Thunder cans in the kitchen.Nick lounged around like a little fucking pussy ass.And I modeled my sexy beard for all the ladies. Come have me your way! Kinda like Burger King, but minus the drugs.