Basically so far this weekend, we have played Twisted Metal 2 on the ol’ PS2.  Everything amazingly exciting.  Also, Nick swept the floor.  And Chelsea brought us hot chocolate mix!!!!!

So Nick and myself were in the attic cleaning for the recording studio when we decided that it was more efficient to smash the objects before we put them into bags. By the way, this house was Sam’s old house, so it’s basically all of her childhood memories destroyed with a baseball bat.  Enjoy. 

Fuck our bathroom. The walls are bleeding. Every time we shower the ceiling drips death, so we cleaned it today. Angi brought us a giant bag of popcorn yesterday, so we sat around and ate it last night. We barely made a dent in the massive bag. Matt doesn’t know how to eat like a big boy, so there is popcorn all over the living room floor. The tracker is sitting in the backyard in a puddle of mud, and we drank more Red Thunder.

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Yeah. We did. See? We also watched The Devils Rejects today. It was fun. Nothing beats raping and killing. Chelsea gave Matt a massage, and I think she sucked him off too. Yohman came over. He looked hot as usual with his plaid shirt. Fuck yah!

Ice Cream on Sunday! Sunday Sundaes!!!!!!!!!

Red Thunder and Ramen noodz don’t mix. We found this out. Ben ate some, it was fun. He liked it, we all held back vomiting. On the other hand, Red Thunder pancakes are amazing. Excite bike sucks. Erin Malone hates us all with a passion now. UGG moccasins suck my ass. I bought more Red Thunder today too, so don’t worry, we aren’t running low anymore.

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We’re all sitting around watching porn and sucking eachother off, except Angi, because she is weird and doesn’t like nekked people. Yohman made a single pancake in our new pot and it was delicious. Then we drank more Red Thunder and everyone was happy.

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Wednesday is usually an epic day of the week.  I mean, it’s the middle of it all, and middle’s are usually epic.  Just look at George Clooney.  Well, today was not a let down. Continue reading ‘By golly, it’s fucking WEDNESDAY!’

FUCK YAH DOOODS! We’re taking down red thunder tonight like whoa! Me Yohman Matt and Bozick KNOW WHATS UP!