So I think that we are going to try and begin to build some shit with the massive amounts of Red Thunder cans we have. What should we build? We’re not quite sure yet, but here is Phase One of the process. Bathtub filled with soapy water. Give us some ideas!

I have these really cozy pair of moccasins.

They really make me feel like a homeowner. Nick’s pretty jealous of their pure fucking awesomeness.

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Monk is STILL playing World Cup 98. Jesus Fuck. White People, Black People. We didn’t leave the house for anything today. It was amazing. We also bought three more pizzas from Little Millies, and they were fucking amazing. Seth and people drew on our table last night. Seth’s farmer is fucking magical. Yesterday was a goddamn blur. I am slacking on my Red Thunder intake, so I’m gonna get back to drinking!

Basically, Andrew Monk has just been playing N64 all day.  More specifically, World Cup 98.

This is what everyone should have in their fridge. Matt and I are sitting around playing Goldeneye on Nintendo 64 and waiting for people to show up. I awoke this morning to Seth holding a fog machine in my face, fuckers. I’ve been eating cold pizza all day. Matt’s been putting his pizza in the toaster oven because he’s a little bitch.

Seth came over this morning, we fried up some pizza in the toaster oven, and we woke Nick up with the fog machine in his face. 

So I wake up, and Nick & Chelsey are still fucking, the birds are chirping, and no sight of Yohman.  Today will be a good day.

Seriously, one of these days, I think I’m going to kill him.

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I am in love with Erin Malone. She is going to suck me off soo hard when she comes home, because we love eachother!

Remember that game?  I do.  I’ve been playing it for the past hour or so.  I am the king.