As an early Christmas present, and out of a need for our boredom, I went ahead and bought Rock Band 2 for the Wii. Yohman sings like a champ, and Nick and Pat spent a good few hours trying to beat Down with the Sickness on Expert, but they got it.

Back in the day, Sprint Relay used to be fucking awesome.  They didn’t give a fuck about what you made them say, they just went along with it.  Now-a-days, it’s hit or miss.  Sometimes you get some cool dude that just goes along with it, other times, you get this: this is supervisor  7100 f […]

Christmas is coming. Jesus told us to put up lights. So, being afraid of Jesus killing us, we put up those lights… and we put them up good. With duct tape. And love. And fear.

So uhh…  I did a really good thing for the world.  2 Much Dookie 2 Handle is currently streaming online in its entirety. Why I didn’t do this 3 years ago?  I’m not sure.  But here it fucking is: 2 Much Dookie 2 Handle You’re welcome. The site right now looks really shitty, but I’ll […]

A little late, I know, but we’ve been busy spreading the holiday cheer and admiring our Christmas tree.  So for Thanksgiving, did we eat a turkey?  Of course not.  We can’t cook.  We had a 4′ sub.