Christmas is coming. Jesus told us to put up lights. So, being afraid of Jesus killing us, we put up those lights… and we put them up good. With duct tape. And love. And fear.

5 Responses to “Jingle Bells Jingle Bells”  

  1. 1 Matt

    Might I add that those lights are of the icicle variety. They just aren’t hanging properly for some reason.

  2. 2 christopher

    MORE LIGHTS. astronauts need to see that shit from space.

  3. 3 Andrea

    The site is snowing! The site is snowing! THE SITE IS SNOWING!!!

  4. 4 Matt

    Does your life revolve around Elf references? If so. That’s awesome.

  5. 5 Nick


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