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Seth finally manned up and bought his life back.  A 1986 Saab 900S, red, was sitting in our driveway yesterday.  It was beautiful in every way imaginable, and almost identical to his original.  I’ll let the words speak for themselves.

So we heard some loud noises and we thought we were going to die.  Then we went downstairs to see the basement full of smoke.  Our washer sucks.  Nick started stirring his clothes with a broom.  Job accomplished.  Bring us a new washer, please.

Yeah, we’re on the verge of dying, and our bathroom is falling apart more and more each day.  That’s all that has been going on.  We’re slowly dying.

Ian Roberts Stopped By

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Ian Roberts.  The man himself.  Enjoy the photo montage.

As an early Christmas present, and out of a need for our boredom, I went ahead and bought Rock Band 2 for the Wii. Yohman sings like a champ, and Nick and Pat spent a good few hours trying to beat Down with the Sickness on Expert, but they got it.

Back in the day, Sprint Relay used to be fucking awesome.  They didn’t give a fuck about what you made them say, they just went along with it.  Now-a-days, it’s hit or miss.  Sometimes you get some cool dude that just goes along with it, other times, you get this: this is supervisor  7100 f […]

2 Much Dookie 2 Handle

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So uhh…  I did a really good thing for the world.  2 Much Dookie 2 Handle is currently streaming online in its entirety. Why I didn’t do this 3 years ago?  I’m not sure.  But here it fucking is: 2 Much Dookie 2 Handle You’re welcome. The site right now looks really shitty, but I’ll […]

A little late, I know, but we’ve been busy spreading the holiday cheer and admiring our Christmas tree.  So for Thanksgiving, did we eat a turkey?  Of course not.  We can’t cook.  We had a 4′ sub.

…And We’re Back!

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So last night, I severely fucked up the site and almost had a heart-attack. I recently moved all of my sites, this one included, to a new server with Slicehost.  In the process, I didn’t move all my backups here with it.  To make a long story short, I was cleaning up some files on […]

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