So yesterday was my birthday. And we had a party last night. I’m not sure if those events had anything to do with each other. But people came, and fun and excitement happened. Bled songs were played, gang vocals were sung, and mike sang falsetto on rock band. Seth got PBR spilled all over him, […]

So I went to Yohman’s house the other day to see Yohman’s new owl tattoo. It just so happened that Gregg, Seth, and Westhead were also in attendance. We admired the tattoo, put a new pickup into Westheads guitar, and got naked. It was a good time.

Yohman is gay and decided to wait outside of Game Stop all night to buy some stupid game. So obviously, we thought it would be best to go buy water balloons and throw them at him as he waited in line. In the end Yohman was only slightly misted and a bunch of random people […]

Yeah we’re still alive kinda.  Tonight we decided to clean out the kitchen. Basically all the food was expired. So we threw a ton out and unplugged the fridge because it was basically empty. Then we took the door off Matt’s closet. And made some Red Thunder artwork. Oh. And we got a cat. Named […]

Yeah we are currently on the beach. Awesome.

We got bored and cut down a tree like a month ago.  With an axe. It was a good time. And then put the wood up on craigslist. Then this awesome guy came and cut some with his chainsaw. It was awesome.

Seth finally manned up and bought his life back.  A 1986 Saab 900S, red, was sitting in our driveway yesterday.  It was beautiful in every way imaginable, and almost identical to his original.  I’ll let the words speak for themselves.

So we heard some loud noises and we thought we were going to die.  Then we went downstairs to see the basement full of smoke.  Our washer sucks.  Nick started stirring his clothes with a broom.  Job accomplished.  Bring us a new washer, please.

Matt and Yohman got back from Mount Rushmore today. Yeah. Matt fell asleep. He bought me a pocket knife that says ‘best friends’ on it. It’s awesome. He bought a smart car too. Yeah. Then I went out back and set stuff on fire.