So this is the last bit of toilet paper we have.  We have yet to actually buy a roll of toilet paper since we moved in almost a year ago, so please, someone keep the effort going so we don’t have to start wiping our asses with the cat.

Aaron Vaccar offered me a deal the other day. If I fix his laptop, he will bring me like 30 cans of NOS energy drink. I fixed. He brought. And then we hung out like bro’s and talked about music with Corey. It was great.

So I get to make posts here now. I sucked Nick’s dick really good for this exclusive access. 528 is going to have an outsider’s perspective.

Holy fucking christ. The cats got fleas. And it was no big deal until they started attacking us today. So I went and got this spray and covered the cats and the whole house with it. Jackie and I moved everything. Cleaned everything. Matt is a goddamn slob, as you know. Fuck. I found pizza […]

So the gas guy turned off our gas. Apparently there were a bunch of gas leaks, so he had to turn it off until we got it fixed. Which meant we didn’t have hot water for two days. It sucked. Yeah. Then some other guy came and turned it back on today, and told us […]

Ok, it’s been a while, I know. I’m sorry. I know all of you have been saddened by the lack of updates. But here’s whats going on: First off, Matt left. He is basically gay and couldn’t handle the responsibility of being an internet celebrity, so he went to California to do “business”. Whatever that […]

Holy shit! I just want some fucking rain in my life! RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN! Fuck my life.

We are on a mission to sail the Mississippi River, but as a first step, we’re taking on the Mahoning River.  Seth Basista, Pat DeVito, Steve Yohman, Nick, and myself are the men to do it.  Yesterday, we went to Walmart and bought a few Ozark Trail air mattresses for $10.  Yohman is going to […]

Just incase you people were wondering what South Hazelwood Avenue looks like at 3am, here is a glimpse.

So I was feeling bored, and took some photos around the house, and tweaked a few in Photoshop to see what I could do. Enjoy. They may appear on a calendar some day soon. 😉