So, I was talking with Derek today, and we devised the best plan ever.  Take a look at Exhibit A:

If you can’t tell, that is an ariel view of our neighborhood.  Our house is circled, and labeled with 528.  Down at the bottom, Birch Hill Dr is circled as well.

The plan is to create a path from our backyard, through the woods, and escape out on Birch Hill Drive.  This will be perfect for bringing over ladies and telling them I need to take the woods to get to our house.  Guaranteed sex because I am a man.  Real men drive Geo Trackers in the woods.