Matt and Yohman got back from Mount Rushmore today. Yeah. Matt fell asleep. He bought me a pocket knife that says ‘best friends’ on it. It’s awesome. He bought a smart car too. Yeah. Then I went out back and set stuff on fire.

Christmas is coming. Jesus told us to put up lights. So, being afraid of Jesus killing us, we put up those lights… and we put them up good. With duct tape. And love. And fear.

I know what you’re thinking: “It isn’t even Thanksgiving yet, and you have a tree up?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!” Well, FUCK YOU! It’s never too soon to start spreading Christmas fucking cheer! Do you think Jesus waits to celebrate his birthday? FUCK NO! He probably talks about it months in advance! Like those people that […]

Kelli has basically been running our kitchen. The other day she brought over a bunch of supplies and we made some pancakes and eggs. I made some eggs for Matt and he was very happy. We had some syrup left over from Matt’s trip to California, so we covered our delicious pancakes in syrup and […]

Kelli came over and did our dishes again! They have been piling up since she did them a few months ago.  Now our kitchen is all clean! Then we ate spaghetti o’s. Productive day, I guess.

Friday was Halloween, and our 1 year anniversary since we moved in! Wooooooo! Ok keep reading…

Aaron Vaccar offered me a deal the other day. If I fix his laptop, he will bring me like 30 cans of NOS energy drink. I fixed. He brought. And then we hung out like bro’s and talked about music with Corey. It was great.

Holy fucking christ. The cats got fleas. And it was no big deal until they started attacking us today. So I went and got this spray and covered the cats and the whole house with it. Jackie and I moved everything. Cleaned everything. Matt is a goddamn slob, as you know. Fuck. I found pizza […]

So the gas guy turned off our gas. Apparently there were a bunch of gas leaks, so he had to turn it off until we got it fixed. Which meant we didn’t have hot water for two days. It sucked. Yeah. Then some other guy came and turned it back on today, and told us […]

Ok, it’s been a while, I know. I’m sorry. I know all of you have been saddened by the lack of updates. But here’s whats going on: First off, Matt left. He is basically gay and couldn’t handle the responsibility of being an internet celebrity, so he went to California to do “business”. Whatever that […]